That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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