I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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