Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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