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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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