Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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