Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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