tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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