i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
