He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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