im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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