whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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