dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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