Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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