i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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