You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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