So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Let the clothes fall where they may.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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