Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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