What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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