i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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