yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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