Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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