Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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