I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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