Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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