So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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