I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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