I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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