i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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