i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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