gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Please, let me fuck your mom
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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