I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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