If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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