yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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