My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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