Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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