I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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