Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
is wine microwaveable?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
