It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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