Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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