Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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