Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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