Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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