New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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