I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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