My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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