Where is the hickey?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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