I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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