if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
My breasts were aching with rage.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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