But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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