your thong is hanging out like whoa
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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