you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Green mimosas i think yes
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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