I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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