you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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