Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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