was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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