physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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