He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
